Please, keep the resume

If you are going to send a resume this bad, don't bother calling to follow up!

OBJECTIVE:
My objective is to find me a form of employment, I have certain skills in allot of fields that might be useful in the area of the job that i am applying for. I currently am in school for certifications that are needed to get me a better form of employment. I was employed from January of last year to December of this year. The reason that i am not employed anymore is because the owner decided to go back in to his old country to live out his retirement days. Now i'm back out looking for me another form of employment, My duties at the job in which i was previously employed was Technician,take phone calls,salesman. The reason that i had so many titles is because the owner found out that i could do other duties that came useful in the envoirment of work. I was okay with it, and i know if my previous boss was still here in our country i know he would highly recommend me. I am a easy guy to get along with, and get along with others. I always leave room to learn something new so i am willing to sit and listen to what my instructure is telling me because i know when i get out in the field i don't want to make any mistakes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
I have made many accomplishments in my life. My latest personal accomplishment I have just learned how to install an engine inside of a car. This is my latest accomplishment. These are some of the accomplishments that I have achieved. I now know how to install cable lines through an entire house, I have learned how to type not excellent but really well now, i have no idea how much i can type a minute now but if i had to guest i'l say about 40 maybe 50 words per minute, this is just a educated guess. I can really do almost anything with my hands. Theres always room to learn new things. I hope that the form of employment that will hire me teach me new things to learn or the things that i already know help me and the employer. An accomplishment that I really need to try and get is the ability to write a good resume. Right now i go to college part time to try and accomplish certifacations to show employers what i am able to do,instead of employers going off word of mouth.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Technician,Salesman,Customer Service,Stock.
My duties was to install and rearange the store for the owner to see fit. I installed cable lines, Installed televison wall mounts. I also installed electrical outlets and ran lines for the electrical outlets. I built walls for the inside of the store to block off what the owner did not want the customer to be able to see. I took all phone calls no matter what I was doing, that was my responsibility to answer the phone and deal with the people. I had to interact and socialize with all the customers that came inside the store to get whatever. I also was the salesman i had to sale most of the items in the store because i was in charge of three departments in the store,Clothing,Housing,Accessories, I was in charge of these areas because the owner saw how well i reacted wit people, and how I was able to talk with the customer like we was friends known for years. Since these was the departments with the most population in the store and how i was able to handle it I was put in charge. There was other departments also those was just the departments i was chosen to run.

EDUCATION:
I currently go to a community collge so that i can get credits so tha i can go into a University. I have a long way to go until that will com up so i am seeking employment so that i can work myself through college. My field of study is left open because currently while i'm in this community college i'm taking classes like Math classes and English classes because these classes offer the most credits and if i get enough credits when I go into the University then they will benifit me there. I currently hold a 3.6 gpa at this school and hoping that this will all help out for me in the long run.

INTERESTS:
My interests are to reintroduce myself to the working world. I just go to school and do nothing else except for personal things like installing my new TV or doing some car work or something like that. It's no need for me to be sitting around the house in a world that we live in today. I feal like that the demand for certain items and also other things that Americans want is in high demand, I want to be that person that brings it to them or calls for that certain item that they want. I feal that the demand in our society for certain things are very high and it is better to me to be out working in this fast paced world other then sitting on my couch waititng until i have to go to school. I only go to school twice a weak, all the rest of the weak i feal that i am letting life past e by. I am used to working , being in the work field and i would like to stay in that field.

KEYWORD SUMMARY
I am a indivusual that would like to reintroduce myself into the workforce. I go to school two days out of the weak in the evenings. I would like to be a part of this fast paced world that we all currently live in. I have certain skills that vary by which catogory in which my skills will be needed. I can do allot of things with my hands, I would like to think that I am almost excellent with using my hands. I am also good with my min. I would like to say that I am also almost excellent with using my mind and I am able to sit down and learn something new I have no problem with learning somwthing new. I am a cool gut to get along with, rarely in trouble, almost never in trouble. Nevr in trouble with the law I have a clean name and I am also a clean person well dressed and well spoken.