My Dog Ate My Resume: Tis my attempt as poetry

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tis my attempt as poetry

Thirty days hath September,

April, June, and November;

All the rest have thirty-one,

Save February, with twenty-eight days clear,

And twenty-nine each leap year.

I am trying to find a nice way to make up a poem so people can remember what they have schedules so they know in advance to tell their employer that they will not be able to work.

Like Monday through Friday is my days to work, If I take off I might look like a jerk. (How's that?)

I been out of work for such a long time, and now I have found a job, I think it’s a good time for me to call off and get my car worked on, (the day they want me to start)

Doctor, doctor can you see me, I'm sick! "No I can’t unless your recently employed, then my door is open to you anytime so come on in!"

Calendar excuses for going to work..."Oh I forgot..."

Oh I forgot that my car needs a fixing,

Oh I forgot that my hair needs a trimming,

Oh I forgot that I had a to see a doctor, a dentist, or a pharmacist,

Oh I forgot that kids don’t have school,

Oh I forgot that the alarm needed setting,

Oh I bet they won't need me today, I am betting!

Oh I forgot that telling you in advance might be helpful so I sent you an email,

I wonder why I continue to fail.

Dennis

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KimmyDecember 7, 2010 at 11:51 AM
The poetry is as about as good as the excuses they are trying to put over on their employer. Employees aren't fooling anyone when they use the excuses. It only shows the boss that something else is more important than work.
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tis my attempt as poetry

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