My Dog Ate My Resume: Get the Bat phone

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Get the Bat phone

An email address tells a lot about someone, this particular email was batman@....com and I should of known by the email that this position wasn’t for them.

We have a job opening that requires flexible shifts, where people are REQUIRED to be available till Midnight. This was clearly stated in the ads we posted. Now I know this schedule is not for everyone but Batman sent in his resume.

We sent him an application and he filled that out and he looked qualified for the position.

We go to set him up for an interview, and Batman tells us that he can only work till 6:00 p.m.

Well, I should have known that he needs to be available just in case Commissioner Gordon calls.

P.S. Thank you again for wasting my time… please refers to yesterday’s blog. Because I am sure that this is the type of person complaining on the Job Boards about nobody offering him a position.

P.S.S The good candidates of the world should be aggravated as well since this person is taking my time , time that I could be spending on getting you work.

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JTJune 16, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Having seen somewhat similar applications, and always seeing the person match their email in one way or another, I'm surprised you greeted this person with a straight face!
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Get the Bat phone

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